I got an evil apple for lunch.
Ok, it might be kind of hard to see but it had two malicious looking slashes in the skin that gave the apple a somewhat... sinister composition. I felt I needed to eat him as soon as possible to rid the world of his evil apple ways.
~B.
I cut up a what turned out to be bad Pineapple yesterday. I wonder if this is the beginning of the Evil Apple family uprising.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I think perhaps we need to get to the core of the problem.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we were looking in the wrong place: expecting a robotic uprising all this time it was really the fruits we should have been keeping an eye on.